Got a new friend at the park, got to act quickly this one could get big

That’s me in the middle losing my religion

This girl is getting quite tall

This was not designed for Woodstock walking

When I get my hands on that
dog…and how am I supposed to drink out of a toilet bowl with this on

And now I have to go to the vet and get stitched up….

My modelling days before that Alsatian modified my face