{"id":160,"date":"2012-09-28T09:53:27","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T07:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/decca.co.za\/?p=160"},"modified":"2012-09-28T09:53:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T07:53:27","slug":"the-toilet-roll-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"The toilet roll story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do not fully understand why everyone has an image of a labrador and a toilet roll and is happy about it but when I tear one to shreds on the landing the boss is not amused. You may have noticed that I now call him boss instead of master. I watched a few Dr Who episodes over the weekend and master has some bad connotations. Maybe he does have drums in his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not fully understand why everyone has an image of a labrador and a toilet roll and is happy about it but when I tear one to shreds on the landing the boss is not amused. You may have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/?p=160\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions\/162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decca.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}